BOGUS Epstein Files Release Makes MAGA Heads Explode!

Howdy folks,

I’m madder than a squirrel in a nut-free zone about how Trump is treating the MAGA faithful.

I had originally made the “Epstein cover up makes MAGA heads explode” meme about five months ago when Trump’s team of Law & Order enthusiasts Dan Bongino, Kash Patel and Pam Bondi told the MAGA faithful that actually no there’s nothing to this Epstein thing. Sorry that you Xbox Incels believe in conspiracies -- maybe you braindead trailer trash should have paid more attention to credible news sources like CNN instead of watching all those right-wing podcasts (even though we hosted those podcasts).

The Themes of “Sound of Freedom” about macho men protecting young girls from predators has been a staple in right-wing action movies since the 1970s.

Since then, the project it developed into of “MAGA DoubleThink” that I am releasing in a multi-part series ended up taking months to complete and the Epstein story wasn’t even hot any more by the time I finished. This video is supposed to be the climax of the series (but I have bumped up the publication to be timely) because after it has been revealed MAGA was betrayed on Ukraine, immigration, the economy, no foreign wars (Iran), the “Israel first” agenda and then the final insult . . . the one God’s children just cannot bare: they are going to let the international cabal of satanic global pedo elites just get away with it. Your core belief as a member of MAGA that you are a protector of children is a big FUCK YOU! The Epstein suicide is not suspicious at all bro. Even after lib outlet 60 Minutes had an episode where they laid out the facts that point to an obvious murder. Trust Kash Patel bro, if there was something to this a macho man like him would bring the case, right? No, fuck you Kash you’re a liar and part of the deep state. The lizard people have cucked you and your girlfriend is going to give birth to a reptilian hybrid.

Now the story is hot in the news again after Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene have forced a vote to get them released. That doesn’t mean the battle is over, more bullshit will be pulled with files that aren’t released due to ongoing investigations, clauses in the bill that only “unclassified” documents can be released, and the many redactions to “protect the innocent” we are likely to see. Anyway, I sum it all up very nicely. All the core elements you need to know are right here in this less than ten-minute-long video. You don’t even have to read Whitney Webb’s book.

I saved you dumbasses a lot of time!

I used the AI version of this meme because the expressions were more mid

This is the original version of the Meme:

This file release didn’t implicate the deep state. Wonder why? By the way you should convert to the Church of the SubGenius.

Kash Patel is the ultimate douche

This was made when Biden was president and Democrats toyed with the idea of releasing some files but never did. What we will get now will look like that with the names of some Democrats revealed.

When the opposition party are a bunch of corporate whores

The Political Compass Memes version:

‘Nuff Said

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